Crazy Russians

Current mood: tired
Category: Friends

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f***ed
up...but that was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Will knock that person out!!

SEND THIS TO YOUR RUSSIAN FRIENDS.
SHOW YOUR PYCCKI PRIDE!